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2005.10.28
Today was a total waste of my time. Totally.
There was no Perbayu meeting.
I was excused from taking Physics SPA.
OGL interview was pushed back.
OBK briefing was full of rubbish.
And I have to start typing paragraphs.
And to you who blends in with the shadows:
Get a life. Stop being nosy about mine. Piss off.
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 10:40:06 pm . . c o m m e n t s ?
2005.10.27
To YOU:
Why? What a sudden outburst from you? I don't know what to do?
Is it my fault? What did I do wrong?
Please tell me!
To HIM:
Why is Fadz getting retained?
Didn't she work as hard or even harder than me?
I don't want Fadz to get retained!
To ME:
Refrained from getting confused?
[edit @ 2327]
Thank HIM that all this is over. YOU and Haik are okay again.
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 11:28:25 pm . . c o m m e n t s ?
2005.10.25
"You're an appeal student right?"
"Just drop."
Elites have all the perks. We don't.
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 10:12:16 pm . . c o m m e n t s ?
2005.10.23
Firstly, let me say that my grades are one mark shy from the grade above. Math - F, Chem & Bio - E, Physics - O. GP - C5.
Oh well, that scare being over. I enjoyed NJ's open house cause, well, we DANCED and rocked everyone away! Hahah, WD did a good dance, best I've seen them do, ever, and so did CD and MD, of which I missed. ): Drama put up a great gimmick, but alas, there was noone in the hall. MLDDS was okay. (: I like the video!
Well current news. Admin fcuked up Eric and Fadz grades. Well, now Eric can still take 4 subjects, and Fadz might get retained. Shit. And thank you, Admin, for informing only on Friday, the last day for appeals. You rock. And since we are on this topic, a certain person, let's call her Sandy Poo or SP for short, made all students who were not in school for two days, where the most boring and uninteresting of all talks were happening, write, in total 3200 words essays. One is to reflect on their irresponsible behavior, another is for the security of Singapore, another on the improvements in that particular school, of which I will not mention, and some other lame-brain degrading essays. Furthermore, letters/MC's from parents would not be allowed since parents are helping their children in the absencing themselves from school.
As usual, I have my 5 cents worth of things to say. Lets say, if that Sandy Poo made ME write this crap, I'd really give her a piece of my mind! Firstly, is she insinuating that my mother has no morals, so that a letter from her explaining my absence from this educational institution. Furthermore, why would someone specifically go down to a doctor when he has the medication at home? I think I should stop now cause I don't wanna break my fast cause of petty bitching and anger.
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 5:06:03 pm . . c o m m e n t s ?
2005.10.18
It may not seem like such a big deal to you.
But it really is to me.
I'm promoted.
Yay! (:
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 11:35:53 pm . . c o m m e n t s ?
2005.10.14
Yes, literally F - Math.
What happens when you've lost hope?
Detonated Dreams. Hopeless Haik. Poly Prospects.
Everything for nothing - in the end it doesn't even matter.
thanks:
eric-don't worry
yan-for hugs
jam-keep holdin on to hope
su-retention ain't bad
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 11:41:50 pm . . c o m m e n t s ?
2005.10.13
Haik's Worst Dance Day Of The Year
ACT1 - BUKIT GOMBAK
SCENE1
Belle: They're not here yet. I've been here half an hour already.
Haik: Yah, I'm damn shagged.
(Both continue sleeping next to the control station at Bukit Gombak MRT)
SCENE2
Haik: JAMIE! Don't throw away the cardboard!
Jam: But its scrap cardboard what...
Haik: But we might need it!
Jam: Oh ya... Alamak now dirty already...
Haik: Okay then, nevermind.
SCENE3
Jam: I think the cardboards are enough.
Haik: No, it won't be, honestly.
Jam: Oh ya, its not enough. How? 5m x 5m instead?
Haik: Too small...
Jam: Oh ya, its too small.
SCENE4
Haik: Ah, ask the fruit uncle for cardboard boxes!
Jam: (talks in chinese) Cannot.
Haik: Let's take the box at the bin.
Jam: Dirty and smelly.
SCENE5
Haik: People, what to do? The paint is absorbed by cardboard! (Demonstrates to add impact)
Suf: Really ah? Maybe its only this cardboard...
Haik: Maybe... (moves on to another cardboard)
Suf: Oh shit Haik, they're all the same.
Haik: Shit.
SCENE6
Suf: Oh no! The grass is on the wet paint!
Haik: Brush it off lah.
(Moves to the grass and paints cardboard on grass)
Haik: Oh no! The grass is on the wet paint!
Suf: Brush it off lah.
SCENE7
Haik: I now have sticky fingers. (Demonstrates sticky fingers to all)
(Total silence)
Haik: I now have sticky fingers! (Repeats action)
(Polite laughter)
SCENE8
Suf: Haik you must wash your hands with the turpentine to get paint off.
Haik: Okay!
(He does not notice a cut on his hand and yelps in surprise and pain)
Jam: Belle, take your water for Haik's hands!
Belle: Okay!
Haik: Its not working! My hands are now turpentiny!
(Polite laughter)
SCENE9
Haik: (on the cellphone) Hello? Ms Lim? Hello?
Phone: beeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Haik: (rambles and mutters) Stupid phone. Die on me. Stupid gundu. What am I going to do on the bus... Blah blah blah
ACT2 - NJC
SCENE1
Moosha: A girl forgot to bring her costume.
Haik: Shit. What else could go wrong!
Moosha: And Prakaash twisted his knee.
Haik: (mumbles) I had to ask.
SCENE2
Haik: Eh, SL locked ah?
Tacky: Maybe Azhar locked it. Go find him.
SCENE3
Haik: Weihao, how come SL locked? Did you see Azhar?
Weihao: Okay, wait a minute ah... (goes on cellphone for awhile) Okay, I'm getting a friend to open SL for you.
SCENE4
Fadz: Russ, can you dance for Haik's Indian Dance?
Russ: What?! ME?! I CAN'T DANCE! I can only jump!
Haik: Its all ABOUT jumping, Russ.
Russ: Why me?! I CAN'T DANCE.
Fadz: Okay dude, we were just asking.
Russ: I CAN'T DANCE.
SCENE5
Haik: They're asking fat fingers to sort out this stupid macaroni alphabets!
Fadz: Who's fat fingers? OH... okay you right... Btw, can we eat the alphabets?
Russ: Duh! Its for like alphabet soup! And its a food item! Bimbo.
Fadz: I AM NOT a BIMBO.
SCENE6
Russ: OMG! There's a 'C' in DANCE! I didn't sort out the 'C'!
Fadz: Bimbo.
Russ: I think they (the Cs) are actually deformed 'V's.
Fadz: Russ, that's a 'U'.
Russ: OMG!
Fadz: Bimbo.
ACT3 - RAINTREE
SCENE1
(This scene is too vulgar to be written since it involves alot of cursing and swearing on both Moosha's and Haik's part since they were not able to find the banner made by the Year2s, and that they were breathing in dusk and mould in the damp and dark costume room which was in a shocking state of disarray.)
SCENE2
Moosha: There's no banner.
Bali: Oh no.
SCENE3
Haik: There's no banner.
Jaya: OMG! BALI! THERE'S NO BANNER!
Bali: I know.
Jaya: Oh.
SCENE4
Bali: We finally gave her what she wanted for the board.
Moosha: At least we got that one right.
SCENE5
CS: Does everybody like the board? How come you didn't check with me first?
Tacky: I don't like the board.
CS: See!
Bali: (exasperation)
CS: There is NO COMMUNICATION IN THIS CCA! Members should know about designs before teachers approve! This is bad!
Haik: But we haven't seen him (Tacky) the whole day!
CS: EXCUSES.
Haik: But we really haven't seen him the whole day.
CS: Excuses.
SCENE6
Moosha: I hope all the girls remembered to shave since their costumes are sleeveless.
Jaya: OH shit. (mumbles to Moosha about polka dots)
Moosha: Polka dots are OKAY!
Jaya: Its disgusting!
Moosha: Use a t-shirt inside.
SCENE7
Haik: OMG. You look retarded.
Moosha: Yes you do.
CS: IS THAT WHAT SHE'S WEARING ON THAT DAY?!
Jaya: No its temporary.
Moosha: Yes, its temporary.
SCENE8
Haik: Hey Karu, are you feeling better.
Karu: Yes.
Haik: Come down tomorrow at 830 for dance.
Karu: Oh, actually I have a recurring headache...
SCENE9
Haik: Prak where are you?
Prak: Outside.
Haik: How's your knee?
Prak: I can dance on Saturday, don't worry!
Haik: How's your knee?
Prak: Doctor said its just a minor twist.
Haik: Okay good, go home and rest and see you tomorrow.
SCENE10
Moosha: (on the cellphone) Can you please tell ID that I just saw Prakaash playing soccer with his friends.
Sherin: Yeah he was in school after lunch.
Haik: Mother...
ACT4 - LINKWAY
SCENE1
Haik: Sorry sir for being late!
AL: You're supposed to report 15 MINUTES IN ADVANCE!
Haik: Sorry sir...
AL: WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING?!
Haik: We were doing some last minute polishing.
AL: YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO PREPARE YOURSELF TO DANCE.
Haik: Eh? That means on time what...
AL: What did you say?
Haik: Oh, they are coming down just time! (points to ID and leaves)
SCENE2
(Imagine a horrible dance scene. There, you have it.)
SCENE3
CS: I thought it was very good for lack of manpower and costumes! Everyone was saying how lucky I am to be in charge of you guys!
SCENE4
Haik: She obviously hasn't seen us perform.
Jaya: She obviously doesn't know our standard.
Haik: Imagine if we did better, she'd kowtow to us!
SCENE5
Moosha: Where is KHAIRI?! The longer I wait the most angry I become (turns green, like the hulk)
Tran: The more you get angry, the more the boys won't come.
Moosha: HAVE I EVER GOTTEN ANGRY WITH THEM FOR NOT COMING?! THIS IS TOO MUCH! RAHWRR!!! (transformation is complete)
Tran: Sometimes, anger is not the way... (growling and roaring in the background continues)
SCENE6
Tacky: I can help Bali by providing my obvious better 'eye for art' while she can help me by buying the banners.
(At this point, many eyeballs roll out of their sockets)
Moosha: Just concentrate on your part, that will be enough!
SCENE7
(Imagine an hour long plan of what we are to do, with constant squabblings between Haik and Tacky and all that nonsense till the end of time.)
ACT5 - HOME
SCENE1
Haik: Hello? (on cellphone) Mama??
Phone: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Haik: There's no such thing as resurrection.
s c r i p t e d . d o w n . a t . 4:11:21 am . . c o m m e n t s ?
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Eric and Grace. Yes, that's Grace.
